In case you were curious as to the state of the current flock and who the parents of the hatching eggs and chicks I sell are. Each chicken has their own unique personality, so I hope this page gives you a giggle as I showcase that.
Grow out keepers are named once they have matured, and follow a theme depending on what year they were hatched in. It helps me keep track of them!
- 2023: Chinese Food
- 2024: Japanese Food
2023; Dumpling (Smooth Bobtail Rooster)
- Last known holder of the collective brain cell, but may have misplaced it.
- Not certain if very polite, or a bit of a coward.
- Steals the credit for finding the treats despite having zero contribution to production of said treats.
- Will sometimes 404 from lack of processing power, any attempts at software updates have failed.
- Wing dance could use some work, but tidbitting top tier.
- A hands off daddy. If the children fight, it’s not his problem.
- Tries to pretend he’s head of household but actually terrified of his wives.
2023; Hotpot (Frizzled Bobtail Hen)
- A lot of anger and no where to put it.
- Bottom of the pecking order but pretends to be top.
- Needs therapy, but may try to fight the therapist.
- Currently accepting roles in velociraptor voice acting gigs.
2023; Rice Cake (Smooth Bobtail Hen
- May have stolen the collective brain cell, but innocent until proven guilty.
- Look but don’t touch.
- Teen chick mom, does not enjoy the hatchling stage at all so don’t give her any of the day old baby nonsense.
- Offer the best or don’t offer it at all.
2023; Sesame (Smooth Black Hen)
- May have, at one point, attempted to eat the collective brain cell.
- Likes bikini waxes. Does not like being kink shamed for it.
- Not fat, just fluffy. But also actually just really fat.
- Will steal candy from babies and not feel bad about it.
- Trip hazard.
2023; Braised Pork Rice (Smooth Calico Hen)
- Likes big eggs and she cannot lie.
- In her own world and digging it.
- Vegetables are life.
- Every nest box belongs to her, and shame on you if you forget it.
2023; Fried Dough (Smooth Calico Hen)
- Pine cone impersonator.
- May be small, but extremely shrill.
- Abnormal attraction to pinky toes.
- Would like to eat the freckle right off your skin, and it wouldn’t be her fault.
- Will sell out for half a potato chip.
2023; Meat Bun (Smooth Lemon Blue Splash Hen)
- Has a middle name and it’s Anxiety.
- Overgrown toenails are all the rage, or so she’s heard.
- Does not like being watched while she eats and would appreciate it if you minded your own business.
- Would like to take out restraining orders on all these jokers, if only there was a judge who would take her seriously.
